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Malaysian Jokes
THESE ARE THE MORE COMMON ONES:
What do you call a Singh who drinks only soft drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh

What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh (Just Beer)

What do you call a Singh who likes to go for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh (Cool Dip)

What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh (Just One)

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh

What do you call the Bhai who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh

What do you call a lousy Bhai?
Owtar Singh

What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh (Cantonese curse words)

Side tracking a bit here: What does a baby tuna calls it mother?
Tuna Ma (Cantonese curse words again)

What do you call a Singh who's a three star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)

What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Samseng

What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur

What do you call a female Bhai security guard?
Securi-kaur

What do you call a Singh who likes to sing?
D.J. Dave!

THESE ARE THE MORE CREATIVE ONES:
What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets

What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy (Biology)

What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy (Microbiology)

If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country,
what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh

What do you call a Singh who doesn't like backsides?
Surpri Singh!

A Sikh family owns a petrol station in Brickfields.
The names of the three brothers running the business?
Servi Singh, Grea Singh and Wheel Balan Singh

Someone reminded me:
They have a cousin who works there as a pump attendant:
Dispen Singh

And this one from me:
What do you call a Singh who stays in Section 5, PJ?
Ga Singh (as in Jalan Gasing)

and one more....
What do you call the Singh who was adopted by a Chinese family?
Bung Ka Lee

and one more....
Dance Singh and Yam Singh are party animals. One night they decide to hang out at the their favorite karaoke club, The Singh Along. They arrived early and waited in vain for their other good friend Mis Singh to show up. While they were looking around, they met another Singh whom they didn't quite like; Bi Singh, the noisy fella. Bi Singh told them that his cousin Pis Singh is having a fight in the toilet with ganster Sam Singh. So they call the bouncer, Bounce Singh. They found out that they were fighting because Pis Singh's friend, Refuse Singh didn't allow Sam Singh to pee first. Sam Singh provoked the fight by calling him Ball One Singh.The matter was soon sorted out and the club manager Rejoice Singh, bought them a round of drinks. It turns out that Mis Singh wasn't missing after all. He was playing darts in one corner and was beating Loose Singh all the way.


What is a Bhai standoff?
Two Bhais bathing together, and one drops the soap!

What do you call the Singh who can swim underwater?
GS Gills

Did ya hear about the Bhai who was sent to jail
for beating up his wife? The judge said he was
rotten to the core (kaur)!

What do you call a Bhai playboy centerfold?
Boh Cheng Kaur (Hokkien - "Not Wearing Pants")

What do you call a horny Bhai?
Gian Singh

from Segaran

Why is the Subang Airport a favourite for Singhs?
Because they have special immigration lanes for
"ORANG AH SINGH"

What did the Singh say in his traffic accident report?
Dia belakang mari!

In the wild west, what did the Apache say to the Singh?
Umm...you make good scalp, already pre-wrapped!

What do you call a Bhai girl who likes hot choclate?
Co Kaur (Cocoa)

What do you call a Bhai girl who's an interior decorator?
De Kaur (Decor)

What do you call a Bhai girl who's a gangster?
Tai Kaur

What is the official mode of transportation for Bhais?
Bhaicycle (bicycle)

Why are Bhai jokes so stupid?
So that the Chinese, Malay and Tamil buggers can
understand them!



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Last Updated 11 August 1998